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Thursday, January 7, 2010

The crown called Budapest


Naveed Ahmad travels to Budapest, Hungary

Britian and EU nations show zero tolerance for unauthorised visitors (read passersby) at their airports. You need a valid visa to have a lay-over. Those not-so-privileged have to take an alternate route if the destination is outside the European Union. Since Hungary has yet to enter into Schengen agreement, we had to travel via Istanbul.



Even for those of us who could get the seats confirmed well in time, the Turkish Airline could not email the e-tickets for reasons best known to them. We missed the first day of the conference but the organisers managed to get seats booked on an UAE airline. One wonders what code-sharing means for these two cash-starved airlines. For us, it meant tension, frustration and mental torture, to say the least.


Taking a connecting flight, we finally landed in Budapest after a 20-hour flight. Located in Eastern Europe, Hungary is a diverse country and the undisputed treasure is Budapest. The city officially came into being in 1873 when the cities of Buda (the hilly side of the river; old money, palaces and so on), Pest (the flat side of the river, where most of the fun happens) and Obuda (Old Buda; impressive Roman ruins and inexplicably ugly communist ones) were finally united. (The name Pest-Buda was toyed with, but mercifully failed to make the cut).


Soon afterwards, the city started riding a wave of financial, artistic and creative wealth through the decades on either side of 1900. That golden age must have felt very distant during the darkest years of World War II and the 1956 revolution but, somehow, a sense of it has survived in its grand boulevards and gloriously unrestrained architecture.


With neither the stitched-up feel of Vienna nor the swamped-by-tourists feel of Prague, Budapest has hung on to its soul and stands as one of Europe's loveliest survivours.





Curving gently into town between the hills of Buda and the plain of Pest and gliding beneath seven bridges, the Danube hits its peak in Budapest. To admire it at dusk from the Castle District or the top of Gellert Hill is perfection. An Italian friend told me to keep my chin up when not gazing at the Danube


So much of the extravagance of Budapest's buildings -- cherubs, lions' heads, ceramic tile work -- is literally 'above our heads' in this art nouveau, neoclassical, eclectic, baroque, neogothic, fin-de-siecle heaven.


The Gerbeaud on Vorosmarty Square in the heart of the V district is one of the grand old cafes of Budapest, a gilded flicker from the time when Budapest was coffeehouse central. It's touristy, but surely one of the nicest spots for coffee and a slice of dobos torta, which represents the most sinful use of chocolate and toffee.


The recent resurrection of one of the other grand old cafes, the New York, is a vexed issue. The new New York, in its former manifestation as one of the most important places in the development of Hungarian literature, has emerged from its hibernation as little more than a sparkling shrine; this would be almost forgivable if the cakes were any better. But then again, it's still the New York. It is incidentally now a part of a glittering new Italian-owned hotel called the New York Palace. It's a five-star establishment and is worth entering for the spa alone.


Another jewel in the crown called Budapest is its parliament building, which looms over the Danube like a giant neo-gothic ice-cream cake. Its interior is at least as extraordinary as the exterior and is also home to St Stephen's Crown, Hungary's national symbol. Don't stray over any chains or painted lines while you're outside waiting for your tour to begin, as it makes the guards excitable.




The Danube river had so much along its banks that I could spend weeks if not months to know all about the history and ethnicity preserved there. I could see from the ferry deck a row of empty shoes on the embankment close to the parliament. The tourist guide explained on inquiry that the empty shoes now stand as a memorial of the final stages of World War II when the Hungarian Nazis ran riot and executed large numbers of Jews along the Danube.


One of Budapest's museums, The House of Terror, at 60 Andrassy utca, is a strikingly designed museum set in the building that served as the headquarters of Hungary's Nazis and the communist secret police.


The Statue Park, an outdoor museum on the outskirts of the city, houses a selection of the socialist realist statues from the communist era, as well as souvenirs along the lines of Stalin-shaped candles.


Unlike London, Budapest has parked all its classical metros in some far-off resting area. But the frequent foreign tourist still feels haunted by 'the state-employed thugs' i.e. the ticket inspectors. Those red-armbanded ticket inspectors used to enjoy ambushing foreigners.


The Szabadsag (Liberty) Bridge over the Danube, into Buda is not far away, where the Royal Palaces and museums have all been lovingly reconstructed out of the rubble of 1945.


It is interesting as well as scary for someone like me, who had frequently covered earthquake zones in Pakistan, that Budapest sits on a tectonic plate fault line in Eastern Europe. While earthquakes seem inevitable, one advantage of the location is the proliferation of mineral water spas in the city.


Sitting on top of a hill and towering over the Danube, the Buda Castle is stunning. Construction started under the guidance of King Bela IV in the 14th century and was expanded upon by later rulers.


Medieval times, however, saw the castle burned, looted, demolished, bombed with cannon balls and ransacked. Each time, new rulers rebuilt it. For me, visiting Buda Castle was like stepping back into the heights of the renaissance. The castle is adorned with red marble stairways, gothic facades, bastions and epic statutes overlooking the Danube. The fountains around the castle simply can't be described in words.


Budapest's castle district offers a unique lesson to Pakistani tourism ministry for heritage conservation. Situated in the Buda section of Budapest, this district carries smaller but similar version of the country's most impressive castles. You can see them spread all over Hungary by just visiting this castle park.


With plenty of free space in the capital and the state-declared terror scares, it is a good idea to replicate such miniaturised version of the forts located across Pakistan.


Just by visiting the capital and seeing the quality of service sector, I felt that communism never had deep roots in this central eastern European nation, which has embraced the EU with great resolve. Hungarians have always been making their mark the world over.




May it be Joseph Pulitzer, Hungarian-American publisher best known for posthumously establishing the Pulitzer Prizes, or the newly-elected French president Nicolas Sarkozy, the inheritors of Austro-Hungarian empire continue to leave their imprints on the world but in a different manner. 


The influence stretches to the realm of energy exploration through its petroleum giant -- MOL -- which is responsible for bringing Pakistan and Hungary together.


One wonders if the Pakistan-Hungary cooperation will move from the hydro-carbon realm to the preservation of heritage. Islamabad may learn a lot from Budapest if it so desires.

More Bloodshed Ahead in Waziristan

As bomb blasts rock areas of Pakistan, the country's military says that its ready to push through its offensive in Waziristan to root out insurgents

Naveed Ahmad in Islamabad and Dera Ismail Khan (October 30, 2009



As US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her Pakistani counterpart Shah Mahmood Qureshi sat Wednesday for talks in Islamabad’s Foreign Ministry, a massive car bomb blast in a Peshawar public square claimed at least 105 lives.

In her press conference after the talks, the top US diplomat said, “This is our struggle as well and we commend the Pakistan military for their courageous fight and [...] we stand should to shoulder with the Pakistan people in our fight for peace and security.”

The country has been on high alert amid fears of retaliatory strikes by Taliban militants as the army attacks their strongholds in South Waziristan on the Afghan border.

Owing to its role in the war on terror and a worsening law and order situation, the country’s economy is in a steep nosedive. The rupee has weakened 5 percent this year after losing just over 22 percent last year. The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is helping the country with an $11.3 billion emergency package to avert a balance of payments crisis.

Islamabad expects more economic assistance, especially after committing 30,000 troops and significant air power in the long-awaited crucial South Waziristan operation following a chain of terrorist attacks in its major cities and locations as sensitive as the army’s General Headquarters (GHQ) in October.

“We have no doubt in saying that most of the terrorist attacks launched across the country against security forces or innocent people are planned, funded and facilitated from the South Waziristan tribal areas,” Pakistan’s Interior Minister Rehman Malik told ISN Security Watch on phone.

Waging war in Waziristan

In its first offensive, the Pakistani army suffered heavy casualties in 2004 while another incursion in 2008 resulted in a hastily drawn up peace deal, giving militants time to organize and plan for an inevitable war with the army.

However, there has been no let up in US drone attacks over the past two years. Since October, Pakistan air force jets, gunship helicopters and artillery have been pounding militant hideouts in a bid to soften the targets.
 

Though recently Baitullah Mehsud, the most feared commander of Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan, was killed in a drone attack, the area is said to be home to an estimated 10,000 local fighters and 1,200 to 4,000 militants from Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan, a senior Pakistani interior ministry official told ISN Security Watch.

While the Pakistan army conducts a full scale military operation in South Waziristan against Hakimullah and Waliur Rahman - two deputies of late Baitullah Mehsud - US soldiers have unexpectedly vacated seven posts they were manning on the Afghan border with South Waziristan after a fierce firefight on 3 October.

Quoting Lt Cason Shrode, USA Today reported that the attack was a "very well-planned and deliberate attack" by an estimated 200 gunmen that started shortly after dawn and destroyed every building on the outpost save for one, from which troops defended the base.

A promise from the north

The military campaign, named 'Operation Rah-e-Nijat' or 'Path to Deliverance,' is far more difficult than the successful Swat offensive.

“Swat was surrounded by Pakistani territory from all sides while the South Waziristan operation cannot succeed without active ISAF support from the bordering Afghan side,” former Intelligence Bureau chief Masood Ahmad Khattak tells ISN Security Watch.

Pakistan Army Chief General Ashfaq Pervez Kayani reportedly raised his concerns over the unmanned Afghan side of border with CENTCOM Commander General David Petraeus on 19 October.

There are currently 65,000 US and 39,000 allied troops in Afghanistan while the Pentagon has already approved deploying 17,700 troops and 4,000 trainers to Afghanistan.

Noted defense analyst Brigadier (retd) Shaukat Qadir is quoted in The Daily Times as saying that that the chances of a successful operation depend upon security supply and communication lines from North Waziristan, whose tribesman have so far promised not to attack the Pakistan Army’s rear but “no one know what the military forces promised the Wazirs in return for this safe passage.”

The risks of military rear being attacked are high with the presence of three other militias led by Pashtun commanders Mullah Nazir, Jalaluddin Haqqani and Hafiz Gul Bahadar.

Harsh, rugged, semi-mountainous Waziristan is the largest territory in the Federally Administered Tribal Areas of Pakistan with an estimated population of over 500,000, belonging predominantly to the Mehsud tribe.

Though media, humanitarian organizations and observers are denied access to the actual war zone, 330,000 internally displaced persons (IDPs) have registered with local partners working in conjunction with the UN and the government in adjoining Tank and Dera Ismail Khan cities.

Lying on a plastic sheet in a tent, Tayyab Mahsud told ISN Security Watch that "fighting was intense in Makeen area" and he that had walked for eight days with his two wives and 13 children.

“My two brothers are still stranded there and we are worried about their lives,” he says, explaining how badly civilians are caught between crossfire and army-imposed curfews.

UN agencies are expecting an influx of close to half a million IDPs while international organizations in the area are planning for around 250,000.

“If there is more bloodshed, there will be more displacement and then would need a lot more resources,” says a mid-level official of United Nations Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (UNOCHA), requesting anonymity.

Faced with threats of attacks on national UN staff and other international humanitarian organizations, and security restrictions from the government, relief work is being indirectly carried out through local partners.

“Based on the information we have, there is no threat of any epidemic and supplies are adequate for the expected number of IDPs. However, the situation may become difficult if the fighting prolongs,” says an official from the World Food Program in in DI Khan who was not authorized to be quoted by name.

A long winter ahead

The military has set a three-month time frame to complete the operation. Brigadier Qadir tells the Times that the pace of the army operation has been in sync with its timetable for the offensive, but “progress from here onward is likely to be much slower as the lines of communication are extended and become vulnerable to guerrilla action.”

Officials claim that the militants are on the run and are trying to mingle with fleeing civilians. But despite bomb blasts, loss in businesses and loss of freedom to roam around, the people seem to support the Waziristan offensive.

Khalid Khan Kheshgi, a prominent journalist, told ISN Security Watch, “Now we are mentally prepared for death while living in Peshawar, even in any big city of Pakistan [. . .]. We can die any time, but [wouldn't] think our death as useless, but as a step toward elimination of Taliban terrorists.”

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Naveed Ahmad is ISN Security Watch's senior correspondent in Pakistan and Afghanistan. Besides reporting for Pakistani TV channel, Geo News and Germany's DW-TV, he also strings for newspaper in the US and Middle East.